The biggest problem that I am currently facing:
All of my double-A batteries are dead.
I have been drinking and cannot drive.
FUCK!
-H.
PS-but maybe this is a good thing. Maybe I can sit down and write the great American novel.
PPS-on the other hand, maybe the great American novel idea is so done.
PPPS-and I am not currently in America, so perhaps cannot write said great American novel.
PPPPS-screw it. Will have more wine and hope for inspiration for great pseudo-American novel.