I checked my stats today, and found that people have hit my site using the following Google searches in the past week:
-Naked guy
-Masturbate
-Weight watchers
-Louise Labe
-Naked
-Seasick got
-Ex-girlfriends caught cheating
-South African Diplomat Masturbate
What the hell have I been writing? Even more so, who the hell uses these search criteria?
I have been on a bit of a depressed spiral, due to:
-Coming back to work from three weeks holiday
-Upcoming Fall weather alluding to the screwed up darkness that can only mean a Swedish winter is on the way
-Having a bust-up with a best mate
-Further redundancies in our company mean all of our necks are on the line
-Arnie has not called to ask me to join his campaign team. And here I thought I was more than a one-night stand. He said it would be forever. Or at least "Four more years, Baby."
-A possible one night business-trip to the U.S. Depressing, since I have no driver's license, so can't get out of the hotel or office, and it will mean further bust-up with best mate. All that, and I won't even be able to buy more Orange Ginger shampoo from the Body Shop.
-Weird itchy rash beneath my right breast. Suspected shingles, worried it could be something on scale of Godzilla grossness, that takes over my body and forces me to live an Elephant Man type existence.
No worries, though. I will be drinking tonight.
-H.
Posted by Everydaystranger at August 19, 2003 12:43 PM | TrackBack