November 07, 2003

My Cheddar!

From our mate Cheddar:

1. What good did you do in the world today?

I beat the hell out of Best Friend in a lunchtime boxing class. Really, it was for the best that I got it out of my system on a willing participant.

2. What fashion trend are you glad that's gone away? Or what trend are you waiting to go away?

Leg warmers. And feathered hair. Please make them stay away. I look like a fucking stork in leg warmers and I simply have too much hair for it to be feathered. That, and I can't be bothered with fixing it. Soon, can you make the thong hanging out of the butt look go away? I wear thongs, yeah, but showing them should be up to me, not up to my trousers.

3. What's your greatest sports moment, your own or one you've witnessed?

I had a brilliant pad save when I was an ice hockey goalie. It was a beautiful, airborne, flying perfect moment with 30 seconds left in the game, my team was ahead by one. I saved the shot, we won the game, and the team piled on me to celebrate. It was fucking heaven.

4. Who would you nominate for the most annoying person award?

Dr. Phil. Um...are there any other candidates?

5. What do you do to get yourself ready to write? Either blogging or other writing? (I.e. I'm a whiskey drinker and like to have a tumbler to sip from when I write fiction).

Nothing. It's called "booting up the PC". I try not to drink while writing blog stuff, since I get a bit morose. I save that for my novel, which will be distributed along with "The Bell Jar" and "Where the Red Fern Grows" someday as an example of suicidal literary material.

6. Mac or PC or Linux? Why?

PC. Don't really have a choice!

-H.

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