Everyday Stranger

To answer the first half of the beer question (the second being whether beer can be made from wheat), yes, white beer is wheat beer.

And for the women vs. men topics: you can usually find me talking with the women - most sport does nothing for me and I have sufficient amounts of software woes at work that dragging this stuff into my spare time is usually a big NO. I am geeky, but I am not that geeky.

And you better not try what ilyka did when I'm in a conversation, I *will* here this. OTOH, feel free to demolish the house around me while I read a good book. ;-)

Back to on top thing
TRY this kneel on all fours on the floor and place a mirror directly where your partners face would be, you may be shocked to find you look like you’ve just aged ten years ..ho ho
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Back to the on top thing
TRY this

OK, why do I have to... er.. come in when the comments turn to "on top" vs. other? This, like, *rilly* doesn't help when the batteries are low and I don't feel like going anywhere on this cold, damp, grey day! Ya'll are soooooo cruel. Mmmmmmm... on top.... yeah.....

Jim, what about the reverse modified transverse spoon, with a half twist... heh

I'm all about the lazy Susan and doggie. Penetration sans compare. On top's ok, but when he's too big - ouch. I mean, do I really need a bruised cervix?

Okay, time to stop leaving comments when I'm hopped up on Excedrin Migraine. It's probably not as fun for everybody else!

Woman-on-top rocks!! Us girls get the eye contact we like, and the guy get an eyeful (er, or handful or mouthful) of my ta-tas. Plus, I also get to control the depth of penetration as well as the grindage factor. And if you're the type of gal to "take matters into your own hands," so to speak, this position makes it super-easy, and most guys get fascinated when a woman touches herself and he gets to watch (and hopefully learn as well!). Just realized recently (thanks to an amazing partner) how much I enjoy this position. Thought it would make me self-concious, but actually had the exact opposite reaction. Hmmm... methinks Helen was on the right track - time to make a "playdate" with myself!! ;)

A little sex talk always perks up a mans ears.

Or the modified transverse spoon.

I think my Geek Detector just blew up.

Hey! What about the spoon? I love the spoon. Or the modified transverse spoon. That's a kick and a half, I tell you what.

Ha! I have no idea how to fix the map.

But Kyle, dearie, I am really not a fan of the woman on top position, sorry! I'm a traditional position woman. Or scissors. Or lazy-stlye. Or doggie. Or....damn. Think I need to go play with myself now.

Help me out here. Can't seem to post on your map but can you put me right (where we all want to be) UNDER YOU...

I always thought ot weizen as a wonan's beer. Not that I really have an opinion on that one way or the other, it just seemed like the wine cooler of the beer world. I'm more of a booze guy myself. I think I just grew up thinking that for some reason. I blame my parents.

Envy my life more!

My office is right underneath the Karltenburg Kastle, a German brewery transplanted from there to here. They have a great wheat beer but there Dunkel kicks ass. Oh, and every Monday it's all you can drink and eat for $20.

many of the small breweries here make wheat beer, and i've had lots of it, never a headache.
better wheat in cda? haha.

On the topic of beer...German wheat beers are available nearly everywhere...weizens on tap are very good. And I guess the question has already been answered that yes, you can make beer using wheat. in fact, you can make beer using any number of grains or other plants.

Some of the most interesting come from this company:

http://www.heatherale.co.uk/

They make traditional beers of ancient Scotland using heather, seaweed, gooseberries, elderberries, spruce and other ingredients. I've had several of their beers and they are very good...it may not sound good but it is interesting. And I love the historical connection.

> And as the beers continued, we got more and more
> sappy, and then naturally transitioned to the sex part,
> which is where we got the men's attention again.

...huh? What? Did you say something? :-)

See? Ilyka, Jim, and Simon have all had similar experiences. It's the men vs. women thing.

And the wheat beer headache? Oh yeah. That was a bad one.

I think if I were you I'd put the Swedish Navy through a selection test.

Your tastes would be more likely attained, and the line'd be a little shorter. You'd be able to leave the house come (er) Monday or Tuesday, I believe instead of the following weekend.

hln

Ah! I do what ilyka does all the time. Sometimes though the men-talk gets interesting too, for eg. when I heard the pitch of the men's conversation going really low, and I sneaked up only to hear them discussing one of the girlfriends' titties. I love the dynamics in a mixed male-female gathering. You realise then that man is still a primate (I have the BETTER software, car, software, playstation, job, hunk of meat) whereas woman has moved on. :)

Zeroed right in on the beer there, didn't I? Sort of missed the point of the article in my comment, huh? I'll correct that now.

Sex is better than wheat beer. Better than most beers, in fact. But not Stovepipe Porter from the Otter Creek Brewing Company. That's a dark rich epicurian orgasm in a bottle right there.

Now see, wheat beer is my favorite. Most especially the Weizen (wheat) beer I get in Germany.

YUM!

They have HefeWeizen here in the states which is okay, but not as good as true Weizen.

LOL!

The key part is for the man closest to the women folk to keep half an ear out on what the women-folk are saying, and then sneak that into the men-folk conversation at times the women are busy sighing "That's love." Yes, this is our dirty secret. We hear everything you say.

It's just we don't care. Footy, Xbox, basic male bonding. It's all so primeval and vital. Of course we switch back when the talk returns to sex. Every male out for a group dinner is hoping all the women-folk have been talking about love and sex and thus are ready to get jiggy with it when they get home. Our other secret.

As usual, you kill me. It's so true. The evening you describe reminds me of the first time my boyfriend and I went out with my best friend and the man in her life at that time. My boyfriend and I had been dating a mere three weeks, but I wanted to see if he'd get my best friend's seal of approval.

He did, but at several points during dinner, he and her man would lose themselves in talk of football, glorious football, and my friend started muttering bitchy remarks to me about it.

I said, "I share the sentiment, dear, but look at it this way: it's excellent cover for us to talk about whatever we want. We can say anything and, trust me, they won't even hear it."

She said, "What do you mean?"

I said, "Did I tell you [this guy I'd been messing around with before the boyfriend] and I had one last fling this week, sort of a goodbye present?"

I didn't whisper it or anything. My friend gasped and looked up--but neither of the men had even noticed. They were still busy discussing the Cowboys. She turned back to me and said, "Girl, SPILL IT. I want details."

So I did.

They never heard a word. They never even noticed until finally she and I were laughing so hard at their utter cluelessness that it sort of woke them up.

There is such a thing as wheat beer. Not my favorite by far. They tend towards sharp tasting and leave me with a fantastic headache, though a decent hefeweizen is very good for drinking while eating.

Stay with porters and bochs. Can't go wrong there.