October 06, 2003

A Whupping

OK, Jim (or is it Jim?) Time to admit defeat.

I have 54 entries (actually 57, but for some reason the first three that were on the map, myself and those important creatures known as Dear Mate and Best Friend, have dropped off. But they still show up on my BraveMap list, so perhaps we three icons are off having coffee and chatting about our sex lives, and then our little icons will come back to the list).

You have 26 (actually 25. The welcome message from Dave and Brad does not count).

You have been defeated by a hot chick. Time to admit it.

Thank you to all of my wonderful readers that took the time to say: Helen, you are hot. You are funny, and I aspire to be like you (or, in some of the men's case perhaps, to be IN you.) Major love to all of you, and the Guest Map will stay here, so sign at will to anyone who has not. The Guest Map will indeed be in effect at my new site at...(drum roll)...mu.nu! I hope to have it up within the week.

So Jim. Now it is time for my Victory Dance around the office (I am doing it now, can you see me?) And here's what you need to do:

Place the camera on the table. Make sure the lens cap is off and the remote is ready. Walk forward about 4 feet, and drop your trousers to show off that little red bottom. Because since I have not only administered, I have received many, I know the look. I am totally familiar with it. So show off those red hand marks, baby.

You have been spanked.

-H.

Posted by Everydaystranger at October 6, 2003 08:33 AM | TrackBack
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