Everyday Stranger

I think if my wife sucked and swallowed, I would pass out from excitement.

Am I the only one who has no preference here? Admiring a prodigious, arching spew of baby-batter is every bit as rewarding as having my man-chowder slurped down.

*sigh* Ain't that the truth. Now if I could just get my wife to see that. 69 is fine, but she won't let even miniscule amount of come or pre-cum near her mouth. :-(

Lovemaking begins with oral..first kissing then licking...mouth to mouth..the the body,slowly moving down.69 is my favourite position.Its comfortable and both parties can pleasure each other to their own conclusion.Swallowing for me is the ultimate gift to give my man...And YES Helen..one can get whatever one wants afterwards...he considers me a goddess!

More help for student divers:

If both legs twitch inwards together you probably did something that was not appreciated. One leg moving inward slowly is a very, very good sign.

you can go NEAR the ass... just not IN the ass. VERY important detail. Hell, if he's down there, I don't know that I'm really paying much attention to anything except his tongue! WOO HOO

For a second there, many men were lining up with strange reasoning to the bedside with promises of reduced breast cancer rates.

And it's a big no to go anywhere near my ass. Jim's right-make sure the woman is into it, otherwise you have some explaining to do!

I actually was stupid enough to believe that the article was a true one...lol...and so, now I shall forevermore keep my mouth shut....thank you for showing me the error of my ways......

MiMo, that's a big fat FALSE on that article. It's bogus.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

God memo did that come from your head or did you spam it .well done fact over fiction

Asparagus is a no no at dinner; apparently it can be tasted up to a week later
(Paul quickly picks up the spirit of the conjecture)

This is a kinda long comment, but I was afraid the link might go away...lol...Surprised I didn't see anyone else comment on it...

-- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Pretty much any diet with a large protein component is going to result in nasty spunk, obnoxious crap and stanky urine. If you're on the Atkin's diet your partner is not going to enjoy your juices, whether you're male or female. Pylorn's suggestion for pineapple juice is pretty good. Very high in carbohydrates, low in protein.

Kyle - "This guy!"

Cheekysquirrel - Give your tongue a break occasionally. That's what hands are for. One hand for the top and one for the bottom. Top hand will alternately spread the labia for tongue sessions and masturbate the clitoris and stroke the pubis when the tongue takes a break. Use the other hand to alternate pressure on the perineum (the taint area), make use of toys, insert fingers to masturbate the vagina, fondle the rectum (not all women like this, be careful) and slide up and down between the labia.

A killer move is to insert two fingers and "rub your thumb" (softly) to stimulate the vagina and perineum at the same time. Wild, wild results with that.

Experiment, be creative, listen and watch your partner to see what she likes. ASK her what she likes. It might be called "eating out" but in this case it's okay to play with your food.

PS - Whatever you use on the rectum is off limits for use elsewhere.

(H sorry for commants below)
i will read this tommorow and laught my balls off

Were the fuck was this crap going too, maybe it made séance at the time of writing? boy oh boy
I mean why use 300 words when several will do
EG “I give great head but it’s always done with convection, not"!
As I’ve mentioned in other posts
Ignorance has saved many a man from going insane

I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me go down on her. Bit of a shame as I quite enjoy it (providing its not reeking of ladyflower or post-urination) but can't keep it going for long as my tongue ain't that long and it starts to ache at being poked out for too long.

"episeophage" {grin} Yeah.

As to chocolate vis-a-vis taste, only dark/bittersweet chocolate works -- no milk. Mmmmmmmmm

I believe the technical term for someone with the inclination admired here, myself included, is episeophage.

I once dated a guy that LOVED going down on me. And he was spectacular. And after the first time I gave him head he told me that he'd never had a blow job before. He'd been dating a girl for 5 years before and she wouldn't do it. Go me. He worshiped me after that.

Oh, and red meat can make it taste funky, too.

Those ground rules are sound, except for the second to last: diet plays a big role in taste, as do a few other factors. So giving it a second try may be the thing to do...

And I'm with Jim & Co., I *love* eating pussy. But then, you read my blog, which means you probably knew this already.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION WARNING

"you can't do it yourself". Errrr, this depends on three factors: length, flexibility, and the will to succeed. 'nuff said. But yes, when you gals do it, it's still better.

(Have I weirded out everyone now? ;-)

The gent makes such a difference. There's only been one that I refused to swallow with, but his product was so disgusting that it was just not an option. I attribute it to his living on hot dogs and cheap-ass relish. Otherwise, I'm happy to oblige. Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

In my early sex days, I didn't much enjoy men going down. Thank all the gods, that's changed in every way. The *least* I can do for him after a couple of lickalicious orgasms is deliver the big sloppy kiss!

Helen, its not your cookies, this problem is common, i posted a comment on don's site about the fix, its out on Movable types website.

S.-I know, I can't figure out what to do about the cookies. Maybe my fucked-up old pc has screwed everything up, in which case give me a few weeks while I get a new laptop.

(Helen, your cookies don't work--at least for me. I have to enter my shit in each time.)

Re: spit/swallow--if I'm gonna take it all the way, I'm gonna take it all the way. It's not fair to switch up the method at the moment-of-truth. I don't want a guy fingering me to the point, and then switching up to licking when I'm just going over the edge. That screws up the orgasm. Same for head. So if I've determined that I'll finish him off, he gets the full treatment. I can count the lucky men I've done this with on one hand. Few deserve it.

Besides, swallowing is just one fewer load of laundry I have to do afterwards.

shit, when i ready your description of a guy craving a tuna sandwich i laughed so hard it scared the dog at work! bwahahaa!

i'm with you though, i don't see the big deal about cum. i swallow it, i spit it, i spray it, whatever the mood calls for. and i would never, ever, ever date a guy who didn't muff dive.

i can remember when i was younger, being embarassed when a guy went down on me. so glad i got over that.

current bf loves it when i sit right down on his face....damnit...being horny at work, not cool!

2 words. Pinapple Juice. Drink it. It works.

Helen, it's funny that you'd want a piper. I've had one and actually, he was pretty damn stellar. Okay, mindblowingly awesome.

Speaking of thumbs...Anybody not heard the Thumb/BJ Joke? What has two thumbs & loves BJ's?...

Jiminy, Clancy, and Cheeky get a thumbs up for their willingness to kneel before the Beaver Altar.

And I've heard GARLIC helps a guy taste good...Just FYI.

I've got to go with Jim on this one. I love doing that to a woman, too. And, with all modesty, I've never had complaints. Of course, I use Sam Kinison's patented technique (may he rest in peace): "Lick the alphabet. You'll have her screaming, 'More capital T! More capital T!'"

I don't particularly like the taste. I don't particular like partial suffocation. I love the joy it brings to my wife.

Cheeky - try eating MORE chocolate. "Riesen" in particular... I had a girlfriend once comment on how great that was. :-)

From a guys perspective - I think just knowing that your woman doesn't have an issue with it is enough. She doesn't have to do it ALL the time, just occasionally. If she's too prudish, flat out refuses or even if she's just a cumdodger, then, no thanks...

OK, I hope an impromptu meeting isn't called right now because walking to the other side of the building at this moment would be a very embarrassing experience...

re. taste

Apparently the taste can vary depending upon what the guy has been eating that day. Very spicy foods tend to turn the taste bitter.

If I've had a curry my g/f finds the sperm tastes disgusting, otherwise she is happy to swallow.

Unfortunately eating chocolate doesn't make it chocolate flavoured otherwise us men would be onto a great trick to get more BJs.

I had a 'Bad Experience'(dont ask!!) with blow jobs as a teenager which has meant that they are now a big deal to me.

I now have to really care about a man to do this. The one i am with now i really care for and i don't mind doing it at all.

abs x

Between Jim's description and my envy over Margi having a bagpiper, I think I have to take care of myself. Again!

I dunno. I actually do find myself thinking of of gnoshing the fish taco on a fairly regular basis. I love muff diving. Absolutely love it. When I'm diving I feel like a maestro with a Strativarius.

There is absolutely no feeling quite like turning a gal into a stuttering, twitching mass with a rocking orgasm. Verbal discourse with the little man in the boat is an almost surefire way to achieve this lofty goal.

I, personally, never saw the problem with it. If I want a guy to do special favors for me, of course I'll return the favor,but it isn't one of my favorite pass times either. I find the more I care about someone, and the more willing he is to try to please me, the more eager I am to do it for him. Sometimes I spit, sometimes I swallow, depending on the situation, and my mood at the time. Taste does play a big part in it, too, on whether I go there or not. I do get kinda grossed out when they want to kiss me right after goin' south, but I don't make a big deal out of it, just hand him a towel first so he can at least wipe his face. LOL

You know -- the ones I didn't want to stick with (ahem) were the ones that tasted like a mixture of Clorox and bleach water. (Reminds me of the Sex in the City episode "My boyfriend has funky spunk." I almost coughed up a lung. I digress.)

Fortunately, things are much different -- and the tasty part is just reason number 4,567 why I'd marry my piper all over again.

We MUST compare techniques sometime. Aheh.